Quotes from Fall on Your Knees

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Nicole: "Bah humbug."

Brooke: "We designed the tree to go with the house."

Bobbi Glass: "You don't know what Christmas is about, miss, clearly."
Nicole: "Oh, I do. It's the time of year when the suicide rate is highest, when lonely deluded people pretend to feel comfort and joy and then crash two weeks later because all they're left with is credit card debt. Christmas is just a silly holiday kept alive to bolster the national economic index and relieve a little guilt. That being said, I repeat, Bah Humbug."

Nicole: "Sure, I'll put Carm on the squad... when hell freezes over and/or Melissa Joan Hart gets nominated for an Oscar."

Bobbi Glass: "My sister, Nurse Jessie Glass, has had a hankering for a hairless pussy."

Ghost of Christmas past: "I come not hydrate but to warn."

Nicole: "I look so hot."

Brooke to Sam: "Despite the hell of living with you, I'm kind of glad they found each other."

Ghost of Christmas present: "If even Sam and Brooke can make peace for one day of the year, then there's hope for all mankind. Even you, Nic."

Emory: "Not knowing where the evening will take us, I've brought precautionary shrubbery."

Ghost of Christmas present to Nicole: "If your hiney gets any bigger, I'm afraid we won't be able to fly."

Nicole: "I'm afraid of what I've become and what becomes of me."

Carmen: "It's an ice pack."

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