Quotes from Hard on the Outside, Soft in the Middle

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Lily: "It's funny how sometimes creatures with the hardest exteriors have the softest insides."

Exquisite Woo to Harrison: "Get one thing straight, whitest boy alive, you are not my type."

Sam: "I am not going to let my faulty DNA determine my destiny."

Mary Cherry: "Let's get one thing straight, China girl, the only thing exquisite at this school is my ass."

Carmen: "We're proving that we can take your power, your men, your grades, and your lobster by simply matching your whorish hair color."

April Tuna to Mary Cherry: "I loved you in Yentl."

Jane: "I like it. I mean, I feel..."
Sam: "Liberated? Freed from the shackles of dour intellectualism? Dumb as a box of rocks?"
Jane: "Yes."

Mary Cherry to Lily: "Now that I'm blonde again and glamorously hard as nails, I won't be falling for your sob story, Sid Vicious."

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