Quotes from We Are Family
Nicole: "Brooke and Spam cannot be officially bonded as step-sisters as it would upset the natural order. As ring-leaders of both the popular and the unloved alternate groups, a merging would muddy the lines, causing both teen girls to wonder: Who am I? Where do I fit in? In short, 'We Are Family' is a disco tune we ain't gonna be singing at this school, kids. Got it?"
Lily: "Traitor."
Sam: "Sorry, guys, I needed hair."
Cherry Cherry: "Are you Erik Estrada, macho latin star of CHiPs, or one of those wussy white gals from 'Sex in the City?'"
Cherry Cherry: "You know I've always wanted to beat Elizabeth Taylor's marriage record."
Brooke: "I've really come to love Jane. I mean, she's sort of filled a hole that I've always had in my heart. And I don't think of this wedding or this adoption as getting a mother forced on me because I think that she's become one naturally, just by being who she is."
Sam: "I already have a father, thank you very much, and you have a mother, so leave mine alone."
Brooke: "Your father didn't walk out on you, Sam. I'm sorry that he died, but God, at least you know that he loved you. How would you feel if, just one day, your mom was gone? She just left, without even saying goodbye, and you woke up to find out that you were no longer loved, that maybe she never loved you. That's me, Sam. And you're wrong. I really don't have a mother."
Cherry Cherry: "Mary Cherry, the wedding's off. Also, drop ten pounds."
Sam: "Do you think I'm in danger of becoming a bitch."
Harrison: "Yup."
Nicole: "So why come to me?"
Sam: "Because you're evil."
Nicole: "Flattery will get you everywhere. Go on."
Carmen: "His name's Wormy."
Brooke: "Maybe they're a little too New York."
Mr. Vincent: "There's no such thing."
Jane: "How could you do this to me? To this family?"
Sam: "This isn't my family. My family is you and me... at least, it used to be."
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