Quotes from What Makes Sammy Run


Lily: "What are you babbling about, Brooke?"

Sam: "I know you're Brooke's mother, I've done some internet research."
Kelly Foster: "Finally, a Y2K glitch."

Nicole: "You'll play right into Sam's cold, unmousturized hands."

Carmen: "Oh, sweet mother of Hannibal Lecter, I can see it so clearly now."

Wanda: "I live in exile, one foot in the gutter and the other trampling all over my parents' broken hearts."

Jane: "Sam, are you all right?"
Sam: "Um, yeah, mom, I'm fine, really, I'm fine."
Jane: "Good, because I am going to kill you."

Sam: "Even though Mary Cherry's psychotic, I do feel for her."
Brooke: "At least she has a mother."
Sam: "So do you, Brooke. Her name's Jane McPherson, soon to be McQueen, and she loves you very much. I know I haven't been too good at sharing up until this point, but I'd like to start trying."
Brooke: "I'd like that. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really glad that you're back."

Sam: "I know I put you through hell. I was just afraid... this wedding, and bringing Mike and Brooke into the family would break us apart. For the past few months I've just been feeling like I'm losing you."
Jane: "You're not. I know this is strange and scary and you probably have all these intense feelings going through you, but Brooke and Mike won't break us part. Nothing will. Ever. We're a team, no matter what."


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