Quotes from Two Weddings and a Funeral

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Sam: "Life is about two things: endings and beginnings, deaths and births."

Mary Cherry: "Somebody oughta kill that Miss Glass."
Lily: "For once, Mary Cherry, I agree with you."

Carmen: "You keep vials of E Coli poisoning in your purse?"
Mary Cherry: "A girl never knows when she'll need to lose the odd 50 pounds."

Miss Bobbi Glass: "Nothing can stop or kill me. After a nuclear apocalypse, I'll be the only thing left standing, other than the cockroaches and Cher."

Lily: "Garbage collectors make more than teachers. Did you guys know that?"

Josh: "Let's get back together, Brooke, even if it means being pen-pals after we're sent to prison for murder."
Brooke: "I'd love that."

Kelly Foster: "Mike McQueen and I are not divorced."

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