Quotes from Under Siege
Jane: "Do you know that since your father died I have spent every night tossing and turning on his side of the bed? I haunt the closets, I smell his old shirts, and I cry."
Lily: "To make that single coat, over a 175 minks were anally electrocuted. That's torture."
Mary: "No, that's fashion."
Teacher lady: "I know, I know I am intimidating because I dress fantastically."
Brooke: "Look, we both know that this thing with our parents is never gonna last."
Sam: "Yeah, you got that right."
Brooke: "Well, because my dad is gonna wake up and come to his senses."
Sam: "Interesting. And this would imply that my mother's not good enough for him. Is that it?"
Brooke: "Sam, I don't know anything about your mother, except for the fact that she moves fast."
Sam: "Excuse me, but your lounge lizard father is the one who booked this last-minute trip on the lust boat."
Brooke: "Failing your anger management class, Sam? That's probably because you don't like your life very much and you wish you had a better one. Your mom probably feels like she needs two parents to control you. I sympathize."
Sam: "You know what? Someone should throw a telethon, the profits of which would be used to restore your humanity."
Brooke: "I'm cooking dinner on Thursday night. Is there anything special I can whip up for you? Eye of newt, perhaps?"
Sam: "You know, anything Barbie whips up in her easy-bake oven will be just delicious."
Carmen: "Nicole's lip gloss is so... genius."
Mary: "What? It's no big deal. I just had a rib removed."
Carmen: "It is my dream in life to wear a belly shirt."
Brooke: "You guys, I have an announcement."
Mary: "Oh my God, y'all, Brooke's pregnant."
Mr. Vincent to Sam: "Love the beret."
Nicole: "My middle name, Payback!"
Sugar Daddy: "You need to spice it up, man! Take that home-grown Nellie, dip her, slip her the tongue."
Sam: "My father died two years ago. Did you know that? My mother loved him very much. Did your mother die?"
Brooke: "No, she left."
Sam: "With you as a daughter it's easy to see why."
Brooke: "I guess they really love each other."
Sam: "Yeah."
Brooke: "Yeah."
Sam: "And then there's you and me."
Brooke: "Two people who really don't like each other at all."
Sam: "Well, this ought to be interesting."
Josh: "Every second of every day it's like this super-human effort not to cave-in to what people want me to do, y'know?"
Lily: "Don't cave. Stay true to yourself and what you want."
Josh: "Yeah, I don't know how long I can make it."
Lily: "Actually, it's the only way TO make it."
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