Quotes from Windstruck

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Announcer: "A wind advisory is in effect until the end of this week for all viewing areas. The havoc-wreaking Santa Ana winds are traditionally accompanied by a general feeling of chaos, confusion and unexpected romantic entanglements. Those in the way of the winds are advised to protect themselves by wearing wind-breakers and chastity belts."

Josh: "I was wondering what it means in the song when it says, 'with verve.'"
Ms. Ross: "It means somebody should be clapping at the end besides your parents."

Nicole to Brooke: "You are a spherical miracle."

Lily: "Why the sudden hat fetish?"
Harrison: "Hair-cut victim."
Lily: "Really. Can I see it?"
Harrison: "Sure, when I'm a senior."

Brooke: "Josh and I, we go back a long long time, and we may fight now and then, but we do have an understanding. No matter how thirsty either one of us gets, we don't drink out of the toilet."
Sam: "Maybe you should ask your friend Josh why he's so thirsty."

Nicole: "If you need, like, any pointers..."
Brooke: "I can always talk to Sam McPherson."
Nicole: "Well, I was gonna suggest me, but if you'd rather talk to Mary Tyler Whore, that's okay too."

Lily: "I'm beginning to see why this school only stocks plastic knives."

Brooke: "I cannot believe I lost both of the men in my life to these McPherson women. Who are these people?"

Lily: "Look, I know you want me to work, it's just not gonna be here, okay?"
Mrs. Esposito: "I don't want you to work, Lily, I need you to work."
Lily: "Why? Are we broke? How did that happen?"
Mrs. Esposito: "Do you want me to give you a list? Lily, if you want to save the world, start with us."

Harrison: "I think my scalp's starting to bubble."
Sam: "See, I like your hair cut. It makes you look sweet. Like you were just... hatched."

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