Quotes from Slumber Party Massacre

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Carmen: "I'm not a quitter. And I'm not gonna be someone who gives up just because they don't make it the first time. That makes me as pathetic as they think I am."

Mary: "Well, I've never seen Brooke's Eartha Kitt impersonation before."
Nicole: "We devoured the new issue of Seventeen last night. There was an article that said all you need to make a boy happy today is agression and the perfect shade of plum lip gloss."

Josh: "What is up with you today? Did you watch Titanic again last night?"

Lily: "Julio got hepatitis, so now I have to..."
Harrison: "Remind me to never eat at that particular Mr. Cluck's."

Nicole: "We've, um, managed to clear our schedules."
Sam: "Wow, did Satan find somebody else to guard the gates of Hades that night?"

Brooke: "It's interesting, isn't it? Guys say don't wear very much make-up and then the magazines say no, you need it, because without it you just look mousy and plain. A girl can get pulled in a lot of different directions these days, huh?"

Bobbi Glass: "Of all the sisters in the world, I had to get a girl."

Brooke to Harrison: "You know, you're like a superhero. Whenever I need you, there you are."

Brooke: "I wish my breasts bounced."

Mike: "I can't believe you don't like your body."
Jane: "I have a mummy tummy."

Lily: "Carm, guess what rhymes with bucket?"

Carmen: "I feel really bad, Sam. Everybody gave me presents to make me look different, or make me smell different. But your poem was the only thing that was actually a tribute to who I am. You're the one who really came through for me."

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