Quotes from Tonight's The Night

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Sam: "Mom, we have Cinemax, we don't need to discuss sex."
Brooke: "Sam's right, for once."

Jane: "I am not going to be one of those parents that lives in denial."
Sam: "Please be one of those parents."

May Tuna: "Lollipop rocks. And I love cat food!"

Sam: "Lady Luck's firmly on my side."

Sam: "I just think that girls want guys not so available. Sick but true."

Sam: "If I want a boyfriend, I'll just have to sign up for one."
Carmen: "Wait, are they giving them away somewhere?"

Lily: "You know what I've always wanted to say? I think I should slip into something more comfortable."
Harrison: "You've done this before, haven't you."

Carmen: "Are we really that bad off that we need to pretend to be people that we're not?"

Sam: "Brooke, I come in peace."

Brooke: "You only get one first time. Make sure it's worth it."

Poppy Fresh: "Knees Together. It's all about abstinence, the only way to prevent the misery that walks hand in hand with knockin' boots."

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