Quotes from Wild, Wild Mess
Lily: "Carmen, don't."
Carmen: "What?"
Lily: "That old janitor is giving you the evil eye."
Carmen: "Fine. Let him. Better that then the entire world know that my moustache bleach is on back order."
Lily: "You have a moustache?"
Nicole: "I'm sorry, I'm not into catching mad cow disease from a desk."
Mary: "I offered to buy one of them a new mop and he growled at me!"
Nicole: "You've missed entire seasons before."
Brooke: "Yeah, but that wasn't after I've had sex."
Nicole: "The river can't run through it if you're stressing."
Mary to Sugar Daddy: "You know Gwenyth Paltrow's personal shopper!?!"
Brooke: "You try living my life for one day, okay. Try juggling four advanced placement classes, and having two complete strangers move into your house and then deal with the fact that you might be pregnant. Huh!?"
Josh: "Wait, what did you say? How? We used protection."
Brooke: "Well, apparently it didn't work. You know, why don't you write the company and get a refund?"
Brooke to Sam: "I swear to God, you breathe one word of this to anyone, and you will live to regret it."
Harrison to his mom: "You may be ready to be THAT, but I'm not. It's bad enough I hang out with three girls and I'm not dating any of them. I don't need the whole damn school thinking that I'm a queer too. You don't mind people thinking you're a freak? Fine! I do."
Nicole to Sugar Daddy: "Don't go soft on me now or you're gonna spend junior year licking bird crap off my bumper."
Brooke: "Who is that?"
Sam: "The Foo Fighters."
Brooke: "Oh. He's cute. Can I have some of this?"
Sam: "Mm hmm."
Brooke: "Thanks. Guess what?"
Sam: "What?"
Brooke: "I'm gonna have a baby."
Mary: "Look at me, I'm covered with goose flesh."
Nicole: "You always do nice things with texture."
Ms. Ross: "Is by any chance one of you carrying a plunger?"
Nicole: "Wouldn't that be scabbing, Ms. Ross?"
Ms. Ross: "Remind me to flunk you!"
Brooke: "I don't think I've smiled since last Thursday. I forgot I had teeth."
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