Quotes from The Consequences of Falling


Nicole: Isn't that one of the most painful operations there is?
Lily: Um, what's more painful, getting probed by a needle for a few hours or possibly losing someone that you can't replace?
Nicole: Word.

Clarence: I can't thank you enough for my Christmas present, Harrison. It's the ugliest cheapest-ass tree I've ever seen.

Harrison: I am tired. Okay? And I hurt, and my friend is gone, and I don't want to be here. I hurt and I can't do this anymore.

Clarence: I got to warn you, there are consequences to falling.

Harrison: How did these girls with bright futures turn into toothless penny-ante whores with mullets?

Harrison: What kind of angel are you? No wings, half answers!
Clarence: I told you, dude, I'm an angel second-class.


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