Quotes from The Shocking Possession of Harrison John
Mary Cherry: I tried the presidency, but unfortunately you need a brother who's a governor.
Harrison: Say hello to the new Harrison John. Buckle up, ladies, it's gonna be bumpy ride.
Nicole: You are so thoughtful, B, and so deliciously blonde.
Judy: I think you need to go back on your diet. That sweater is a small, and no daughter of mine will ever wear a medium.
Sam: He's acting like... like... uh...
Nicole: Pretend I'm George, Spam, spit it out.
Josh: Your friendship gives me dimension, and you... well, you complete me, SD.
Sugar: Shut up... you had me at "yo."
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