Quotes from The News of My Death Has Been Greatly Exaggerated
Mary Cherry: My only regret is that my new lipstick is, shockingly, the color of dung.
Sam to Nicole: Anything you want to get off your considerable chest?
Lily to Josh: Face the music, Billy Ray Cyrus, you have a mullet.
Harrison: I love you, Sam. I know this much is true.
Nicole: Everybody at this school already thinks I'm one tough bitch, and it's time I lived up to their expectation.
Josh: There comes a time in every man's life when he has to choose between his hair and his woman, and when it came down to my white man's Jerri-curl or you, I chose you, Lily.
April: Lucky for you the news of my death was greatly exaggerated.
April: It's a dream come true. I should have died years ago.
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