Quotes from Fag
Miss Bobbi Glass: Go crochet a heart so you can wear it on your sleeve. You've made your point.
Lily: No, I haven't. But I will.
Harrison: Sometimes I hear the guys in the locker room say gay slurs and I've done nothing. I'm not proud of it, but it's true.
Lily: How could you hear that crap and do nothing?
Harrison: Come on, Lily, we're guys, we're not Ghandi. It's complicated. I want to do right. Do I always succeed? No.
Anna: You know, those people.
Carmen: That's racial profiling.
Anna: I call it the truth.
Lily: See, that wasn't so bad, right?
Miss Bobbi Glass: They were nice. There was also a lot of corduroy going on in there, which I enjoyed.
Lily: They want to keep their world homogenized and I don't want to live in that world.
Carmen: Don't worry, I'm sure that narrow-minded gaucho folders are in high demand.
Brooke: We've discovered that you don't like overweight people or Jewish people, and we think that makes you.... Gosh, Josh, could you help me out here? What's the word I'm looking for?
Josh: An elitist bigoted snob?
Brooke: Yes, that would be it. So, we've taken the liberty of writing a letter to a Mr. Goldberg, who happens to be the corporate owner of this house of style, who, for your information, just happens to be fat and Jewish.
Miss Bobbi Glass: I needed to brush up on my redneck butt-kicking skills.
Bryan: I know it's wrong to hate, but I hate this word. I hate it.
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