Quotes from Coup


Miss Glass: Miss Mc-Irritating, where's your fabulous Mc-seatmate Miss McQueen?
Sam: In Mc-trouble.

Harrison: Josh, you look tortured.
Josh: I'm thinking.
Harrison: Well, that explains it.

Nicole: I'd love to have coffee with you tomorrow, Tuna, thanks for asking.
April: I can't have coffee or I turn into a reverse krakatoa, but there's a Fruitopia with your name on it in my office.

April: Kiss my freckled ass!

Mary Cherry: Nic, I am tryin' so hard to feel sorry for you, but you're just so pathetic that it's making me double over with cruel internal silent laughter.

Lily: As much as I would love to see Josh beat by a girl in order to teach him a powerful social lesson, I don't think I could ever out dance him, or Harrison.
April: Well, as the official contest judge I can't guarantee you'll win, but I know you'll get extra points for competing without a Y chromosome.

Nicole: Once you establish with Emory that no means no, I think you'll find him much easier to deal with.
April: I can't believe all this time I thought no meant yes.

Krupps: By the power vested in me by the board of education and thousands of years of white male domination it is my regretful honor to swear you in as class president.

Nicole: Women with true power never share it with other women.

Jane: Sometimes forgiveness can be healing.
Brooke: Not as healing as the silent treatment.


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