Quotes from The Brain Game
Mary Cherry: I know you judges are all just jealous of my tight teen ass!
Miss Bobbi Glass: Leading our team will be the lovely and talented Mary Cherry.
Lily: How did she get to be captain? Isn't she borderline retarded?
Cherry Cherry: Scoring less than fifty points on that test can ruin you socially.
Sam: Uh, you get two-hundred points just for spelling your name right.
Cherry Cherry: I panicked!
Mary Cherry: Momma, I can't believe this. You've known the feeling of shame?
Cherry Cherry: Yes, daughter of mine, twice in my lifetime. The first time was when you were born and I went to diaper you, only to be told by a nurse that I was puttin' too much baby powder on your face.
Josh: If I don't start doing better I think Lily might drop me.
Harrison: What's your fear? That Lily's gonna move on if you get a low score on the SATs.
Josh: I really think she might, Harrison. I mean, maybe it's not enough that I'm hot.
Harrison: Okay, uh, let's break it down. What section of the SATs are you having trouble with?
Josh: It's the answers.
Cherry Cherry: I'm her mother.
Josh: I'm her... well, I sorta know her... very well!
Dance instructor: I watch you dance and I relive my birth trauma. Please, let me give you your money back.
Josh: I can't believe Mary Cherry's forcing me into a run-off with her mother.
Harrison: You heard Cherry Cherry, she only got fifty on her SATs. I think you got an even chance of beatin' her, Ford.
Josh: Yeah, but if I don't, Lily's gonna think I'm dumber than a box of hair.
Harrison: You know what you are, Josh? You're a savant of the hen house.
Josh: No, I just know a lot about chickens.
Harrison: Josh, poultry is chicken!
Carmen: Si. Mucho mucho si.
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