Quotes from You Don't Tug on Superman's Cape...


Brooke: Let's get him.

Nicole: That's not an ass, that's a cast-member of The Sopranos.

Brooke: We need to toy with his emotions.
Sam: It looked like the only thing being toyed with was your tongue.

Lily: Josh, listen, I would rather you be three-thousand miles away and still the guy I fell in love with than right next-door and a cornerstop.
Josh: Cornerback.

Sam: Do they give teen Emmys? 'Cause I'm a shoe-in.

Josh: Lily, will you be my wife?
Lily: Yes.

Big Bertha: You hit my car and you're gonna pay. Any last requests?
Mary Cherry: Leave me alone?
Big Bertha: Prepare to die.

Big Bertha: Do you enjoy pain?
Nicole: Not in this context.

Nicole: One more thing, please don't cross me, because I am one tough bitch.

Brooke: Is that my dress?
Sam: Yeah.
Brooke: Y'know, I remember it so well, because the last time I wore it was right after Harrison lost his virginity to me.


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