Quotes from Promblems
Brooke: I can't deliver a baby, I barely know how my period works!
Brooke: Oh my God, it's a brunette.
Harrison: I am tired of being used as the bloody chum in your shark-infested waters. Find somebody else to snack on.
Lily: I'm a failure as a wife. I can't cook, I won't lose my virginity.... I thought marriage would be more fun than this.
Harrison: She's so tiny.
Jean: Well, she looks small now, but last week I thought she might be a Volvo.
Lily: Maybe we should just go to sleep and hope tomorrow's better.
Mike: I'm gonna call your mother, Nicole.
Nicole: She doesn't care. Nobody cares. The only time I get attention around here is when I'm truly, horribly wicked. So I guess that means I gotta outdo myself tonight, doesn't it.
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