Quotes from Citizen Shame
Jane: How do we know that this isn't just an undigested lima bean that wandered into my uterus?
Jane: How come my lima bean has a heart beat?
Nicole: Miss Glass, for a mere $10,000 I can be your family.
Bobbie Glass: You? I'd rather eat a urinal cake.
Nicole: Well, it goes down a lot easier when you're drinking Dom Perignon.
Bonnie: We'll have to teach you how to handle these things like an adult, there, Gidget.
Waiter: Any message for the gentlemen?
Brooke: Yeah, just tell them I had to finish eleventh grade.
Brooke: Did they plan this baby?
Sam: It's an accident, although we're not supposed to use that word now.
Brooke: Why not?
Sam: Probably because they'd rather wait until the baby's sixteen so that when they say it it really hurts.
Nicole: Where does it say you're sub-human if you're not spending your weekend stepping on Legos?
Nicole: If it weren't for her lecture on STDs then I'd still think that safe sex meant locking the door!
Brooke: I don't know what else to say.
Jane: You said it. Thank you.
Sam: Uh, guys, you're doing this in a prison? It's like so HBO.
Brooke: I think... that it feels like a brother.
Jane: No, that would be pepperoni.
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