Quotes from Joe Loves Mary Cherry


Nicole: George is Kennedy's new top-of-the-mountain boy.
Mary Cherry: Climb him.

Lily: Cows are intelligent, they know when they're being led to slaughter. Fear throbs through their tissues. That's one of the reasons I don't eat meat because to do so is to eat the fear.
Josh: So, one time my pants were terrified. I did not know that.
Lily: Well, now you do.

Josh: Are we fighting now, B?
Brooke: No.

Nicole: She'll never look at you like that, spaz.
Harrison: Eat me, Nicole.
Nicole: Sorry, love, I'm on appetite suppresants.

Mary Cherry: Screw up my image makeover, freaks, and we'll be going on a double-date with my chainsaw. Okay?

Nicole: Let the neutron dance begin.


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