Quotes from Style and Substance Abuse
Brooke: So that's it, I have decided to re-prioritize my life, and for me that means looking for something in the world to hang onto that is more substantive than purely stylish. My mind is made up, I am withdrawing from homecoming queen consideration this year.
Mary Cherry: Nic, I say that this year, in the name of all that is politically just, we run bland, above-board, Tipper-like campaigns.
Nicole: No back-stabbing.
Mary Cherry: No lies, no dirty smearing.
Nicole: And most importantly, no bloodshed.
Mary Cherry: Nic, you don't have the power of telekinesis, do you?
Nicole: Not since I got on Wellbutrin. Why?
Josh: I want people to know.
Lily: What, that you're a charming if oversexed horndog? Relax, I think that perception's already out there.
Lily: How about a rematch tomorrow after school? I'd do it today, but I'm attacking Beverly Hills women in fur with paint balloons.
Josh: It's a date, then.
April Tuna: Are you telling me that you, Brooke McQueen, the most popular girl at Kennedy, are running against us, spazzes with substance yet no photogenic style?
Carmen: My back is killing me, actually.
Miss Glass: Glad to hear it. Suffering builds character.
Nicole: Pull your floppy ears out of the dog dish and listen to the grapevine.
Hellacious: I hope you're planning to clean this mess up! Some of us are wearing sling-back Manolo Blahniks.
Carmen: The Bring back "Freaks & Geeks" club is meeting at three and they asked us to speak.
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