Quotes from Ur-ine Trouble
Miss Glass: We can be assured that, like my virginity, this Carmen for Queen poster shall remain well-protected.
Sam: How can I apologize to people if they don't even acknowledge my existence?
Nicole: Thank God Madonna introduced the word "bourgeoisie" to our generation.
Josh: Why are you even here, Brooke? Go home and watch "Charmed."
Brooke: What are you cooking?
Sam: Chicken a la last minute.
George: Just how do you intend to get in?
Sam: I've seen "MacGyver."
Miss Glass: What in the name of Watergate is going on in here?
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