Quotes from Misery Loathes Company
Josh: When that spotlight's shining you're gonna be wearing these toe-jammin' threads.
Sugar Daddy: I just want to buy a pair of pants that's not lined with elastic.
Clarence: You like angels, don't you?
Harrison: Can't say that I do.
Clarence: Really? Wow. I always thought angels were God's way of saying, "Hey there."
Clarence: You're gonna want to be here when you're barfing up the cupcakes you ate in elementary school.
Carmen: I'm stuck. What is this?
Mary Cherry: This is the strongest adhesive known to man. It's prescription. It's what Lauren Bacall uses to hold up her face.
Harrison: Is it just me, or did my bed just get like 25 feet further from the bathroom?
Harrison: I am so not into looking like Mr. Bubble.
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